My dog and I talk shit about you Bumper Sticker | Funny Dog Photo Sticker

$11.05

Shipping to United States: $5.09

A cheeky, low-key rebellious sticker that speaks for anyone who shares a sharp sense of humor with their pet. The matte vinyl strip reads with bold, no-nonsense type and includes a candid dog photo — a small act of personality that turns bumpers, water bottles, laptops, or toolboxes into a private joke. Weatherproof construction and a UV laminate keep the color steady and the finish soft to the touch, so the sticker ages gracefully whether it rides the road or decorates a favorite crate.

This sticker belongs on the back of a lived-in van, the side of a commuter mug, or the corner of a laptop: places where friends will smirk and strangers will get the message. It feels like the little, profane laugh you share with your pup on long drives and late-night walks — familiar, irreverent, and unbothered.

Product features
- Vivid, bright color printing for crisp legibility
- Premium water-resistant vinyl rated 5+ years outdoors
- Matte UV protective laminate for element resistance
- Strong waterproof adhesive with easy-peel backing
- Printed with eco-friendly Eco-Solvent inks

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.

Shipping from United States

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